| Chicago Bears 2010 Mock(ery) Draft: Predicting Rounds 3-7 |
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Written by Chicago Sporting
Friday, 15 January 2010 05:05 |
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Over the next three months, there will be hundreds and hundreds of mock drafts circulating across the internet, and I challenge you to find a more difficult team to try and predict for than the Chicago Bears.
The Bears managed to trade away both of their first day draft picks (the first round pick went to the Broncos in the Cutler deal and their second rounder went to the Bucs for Gaines Adams... yes Gaines Adams). Which just leaves the third through seventh round. |
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| Chipper Jones Forgets Where He Is, Takes A Dump vs. Cubs |
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Written by Zachary Stovall / 2nd Opinion Editor
Wednesday, 03 June 2009 13:15 |
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ATLANTA, GA — Perennial All-Star 3B Chipper Jones of the NL East's Atlanta Braves briefly forgot where he was during the top of the third inning of a home stand against the Chicago Cubs, and in that moment removed his glove and took a dump in left field.
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| Joakim Noah Disheveled, Letting Himself Go After First Rd. Exit |
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Written by Zachary Stovall / 2nd Opinion Editor
Friday, 29 May 2009 06:11 |
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 CHICAGO,IL — Friends and relatives have become worried over the apparent lack of care and personal attention Bulls C Joakim Noah has been giving himself since the first round playoff exit, as the former-first-round draft pick has apparently ‘let himself go,’ refusing to come his hair, brush his teeth, or act in any way that resembles a civilized manner. He was seen over the Memorial Day weekend "partying it up". |
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| White Sox Beaten by Only 19 Runs |
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Written by Zack Stovall - 2nd Opinion Editor
Friday, 22 May 2009 07:10 |
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 Chicago, IL — A breath of fresh air flowed through Southern Chicago as the beloved White Sox were only beaten by 19 runs on Thursday at the hands of the Minney-Soda Twins.
“Hey, it could have been worse,” said Coach Ozzie Guillen. “It could have been 20, 21, 22 runs, 23, 24, 25 points, 26, 27, 28…” |
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| Temperamental QB Cutler melancholy over back-up QB’s attending practices |
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Written by Zachary Stovall / 2nd Opinion Editor
Wednesday, 06 May 2009 09:57 |
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Lake Forest, IL — As Bears’ mini-camp revs up with the ceremonial hazing/paddling of the new rookies, an unlikely quarterback controversy is brewing between the designated starter, Bronco’s trade acquisition Jay “Meh” Cutler, and the admitted back-ups whose names are known by no one.
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